I think it's safer I stick to my books
  • Hook: Swan, I know you're not really Sheriff anymore but I need your help dealing with a...let's say public disturbance.
  • Emma: What's going on?
  • Hook: Your mother is currently hanging out of a car yelling "two for two" and something about her "magical uterus" to everyone on Main Street.
  • Emma: Oh God. Where's David?
  • Hook: Who do you think's driving the car?
  • Snow: The Savior *and* a magical time travel baby! Suck it bitches!
  • Emma:
  • Emma: I have never missed New York more than I do right now.


why does anyone even care about other people doing things that have no negative outcome? like let girls take selfies with starbucks!! let straight dudes wear weird clothes!! let gay people be as feminine or as masculine as they want!! the next time you find yourself getting annoyed at someone, ask yourself “is this disrespectful? is this harmful to me or anyone else?” if the answer is no, then let it go - you probably have bigger things to worry about anyways

If there’s one defining characteristic of fandom, it’s that we all care deeply about the one true interpretation as meant by the author/writer/producer right up until we disagree with them and kill them immediately and write the one true true interpretation in their blood.
  • Regina: So then I gave him my heart.
  • Tinkerbell: Regina! That's--
  • Regina: In a bag.
  • Tinkerbell:
  • Regina: So he could keep an eye on it for me.
  • Tinkerbell:
  • Regina: What?
  • Tinkerbell: You literally couldn't have gotten that more wrong.

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